GAZUMP
I’ve written to Donald Trump to suggest that when he builds his new Fun Atlantis for the Mega Tasteless in Gaza it should be called
GAZUMP
Whether he’ll send me the $500,000,000,000 consultation fee I’ve asked for - it could easily be raised by slapping tariffs on Chinese-made MAGA baseball caps - remains to be seen.
If you pinch his cheek will orange boogers come off on your fingers?
Don’t forget about Grump Towers. White House of the Arctic.